the last drink

Statement just before the last drink: The characters in this are genuine and bear all possible resemblances with any and every real life character/s. The drinker is intentional in motivating non-drinkers.

When it comes to drinking, we are labelled social, regular, party drinker etc etc and some are hard drinkers and some are soft and well some are of course heavy drinkers (the tankers) and the remaining are optimum drinkers. I personally am in the last category, as I always end a daru party with “agar ek aur ho jaata toh mazaa aa jaata”, so I quit just-in-time. There can be few substitute to this “ek aur” so once a character suggested to have a “kiwaam ka paan”, but a twelfth man is a twelfth man and is never on a score card.

So, one day I decided to trust my heart and mind and took the last drink

It reminded me of the old tarazu (I still remember the raddi wala bhaiyaa), not because of being a Libran but that fun of balance, rather imbalance which was difficult to achieve even after lot of see-sawing.

Anyhow while I was managing to balance myself, I swiftly boarded a Flight and that too without a ticket, well I had no time to buy one and imagined no one would ask for it.

I have seen people speaking English, tongue of slip, getting touchy about things but this category is different in all natural aspects. The last drink forms the connection between heart and mind, as both of them have never worked simultaneously for a normal man, after the last drink both works together, one vertically and another horizontally. So this makes the most deadly combination.

So I was on the flight and it landed in a new place. Neither heaven nor hell, it was probably Jupiter for it had moons. It made a lot of sense as sense came naturally with the realization that you are one plus optimum (the interesting fact I still remember that now I am over optimized). A drink satisfies all the five senses of the human body but the last drink is mandatory if one wants to ignite the so called sixth sense.

So test and taste it once … Enjoy and Cheers …

Statement just after the last drink: Please maintain the integrity and dignity of the last drink.